"Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished.
"Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you're saying: there's so many other things that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know. There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote.
"But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes.
"On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side.
"So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.' "
- Mood:
energetic - Music:Anouk, 'Nobody's Wife'
- Ask charity collectors for proof of identity as well as written permission to collect money in the name of their organization.
- In suspicious cases, note the identity details of the collector(s) and immediately inform your local police.
- Follow donation advice from your governmental institutions or national and international charity organisations published in the press and media and/or contact directly charity organisations to obtain details on how to make donations.
- Use direct bank remittances from your account to the account of charity organisations instead of cash donations.
- Do not respond to requests for unsolicited donations received by phone, fax or e-mail.
- Avoid buying goods from private sellers, companies through or via Internet based on their promise of donations from proceeds.
- Avoid sending donations via wire transfer remittances to accounts outside your country of residence.
- Mood:
nostalgic
Flickr user dustin3000 uploads two similar news photos that show flood victims in New Orleans wading in chest-deep water. In each, a person appears to be dragging a bag or box or two of food or beverages.
The images were shot by different photographers, and captioned by different photo wire services. The Associated Press caption accompanying the image with a black person says he's just finished "looting" a grocery store. The AFP/Getty Images caption describes lighter skinned people "finding" bread and soda from a grocery store. No stores are open to sell these goods.
Perhaps there's more factual substantiation behind each copywriter's choice of words than we know. But to some, the difference in tone suggests racial bias, implicit or otherwise.
Link to comparison, and here are the originals: one, two. (Thanks, Howard)
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- Mood:
busy - Music:Bon Jovi, 'Just Older'
